Awesome Mustache

Awesome points for idea, endurance, and uh... endurance? Really, it's like 3 minutes long... If you watch the whole thing I'll give you a cookie.

[Via Neatorama]

I love this montage picture from The Journal of Manly Arts:

I came across it while reading this article on Bartitsu on The Art of Manliness blog. Too awesome.

By the way, did you know that the new Sherlock Holmes movie will feature some Bartitsu madness with Robert Downey Jr.?

In effect!

[original photo via Neatorama]

Truly awesome.

And for those of you who do not remember the opening sequence of Magnum like I do...

Really, there's no reason to have an Internet anymore. It's over now.

As Adam noted in the comments...

Dear amazing person who made this video,

We can all go home now. You have won.

Love,
Me

I'm sorry, but what the frak is a "Ham Certificate"? Is it printed on Ham? I'm now tempted to run a slice of ham through my inkjet printer.

Honestly, I wish I could say that this was something I created. However, this is what the real Office Depot home page looked like today.

[via Kehrli]

PIZZA UPDATE

Apparently, ham certificates are only one of the fine food items you can purchase at Office Depot. They also offer Pizza.

[Thanks, rosecolette!]

The Ham Page

Oh, and in case you're interested... Here's the Ham Certificate product page too.

Mmmm. Office ham...

It looks cute and tasty, right? But something tells you it is oh so wrong. Something you can't quite put your finger on.

Ok, so.... what the hell is this?

It's deep in our subconscious... Somewhere in the past, someone fed our ancestors these horrid things. I've just discovered the reason why we fear shredded wheat.

"Naturally organized foods make possible natural conditions. There is no other way." ~ HDP

And this? Really?

Please, God. Make the natural organization stop! There must be another way!!

No... There is no other way.

Oh, come on... Recipe 62???!! And what the hell is that white stuff on top?

The horror!!!!

[More goodness from Good Housekeeping circa 1900]

From the "Holy Crap!" file...

"The fisherman was inside the park when he went looking for sugar-apples. The area was forbidden for people to enter as there are a lot of wild dragons," Harum said.

Giant Lizards Kill Fisherman

P.S. No stop animation involved in this one.

[via CNN]