It looks cute and tasty, right? But something tells you it is oh so wrong. Something you can't quite put your finger on.
Ok, so.... what the hell is this?
It's deep in our subconscious... Somewhere in the past, someone fed our ancestors these horrid things. I've just discovered the reason why we fear shredded wheat.
"Naturally organized foods make possible natural conditions. There is no other way." ~ HDP
And this? Really?
Please, God. Make the natural organization stop! There must be another way!!
No... There is no other way.
Oh, come on... Recipe 62???!! And what the hell is that white stuff on top?
"The fisherman was inside the park when he went looking for sugar-apples. The area was forbidden for people to enter as there are a lot of wild dragons," Harum said.
So, running a site like Awesome Mustache means that the Mustachioed wonders of the world flock to my inbox. Sometimes, I get wild out of the blue emails like the Mystery Stache. Sometimes, it's something more organized like the IZEA Blog Mustache Contest:
Carri Bright writes:
I just wanted to bring your attention to our current mustache contest. Some of the guys in the office have spent the past few weeks growing their best 'stache and now we've opened it up to the viewing public to vote for their favorite.
It is $1 to vote and all funds raised will go to the winner's charity of choice. We would love it if you could please check it out and let your readers know.
Please direct your awesomeness to our awesome horde known as The Stache, using the email address below. In return, we promise to do our best to speed the distribution of your special awesomeness to all the Internet far and wide:
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