Awesome Mustache

More awesomeness that is awful and awesome! This time, Patrick Stewart sings the alphabet - complete with straw hat and cane (because you’ve got to have a straw hat and cane when you’re alone on the bridge).

[Thanks, Tracey and Kevin!]

More of the same…
[Thanks, Sam!]
Next, Sulu tells a story… But first, what’s up with the cafeteria room? I mean, this is mos-def not like 10 forward. Talk about being stuck in the belly of the whale…

Please, God. Make it stop hurting.
Notice that no one is laughing at the end. No one.
“Good God, Jim! They’re applauding!”

Please don’t ask me how I came across this. Please. I beg you.

I’m only posting this because I wanted to create a new category for Awesome Awful.

An Awesome Mustache Original, featuring Captain Pike.

[Update: This image is particularly effective when pasted into email responses to corporate drones. Try it today and wake someone up!]

Classic. A personal favorite of the staff.

[Via: echosphere]