Awesome Mustache

Rockin the town like a moldy crouton!
— Beck

[Thanks to FilmDrunk!]

Is it just me, or does this…

remind you of this…

digg_url = ‘http://www.awesomemustache.com/awesome-mockery/office-2007-button-helpful-or-eye-of-sauron/’;

The Gevalia Stir Mug gently stirs your beverage at the push of a button. Keeps coffee hot for hours. With snap-on, see-through sipper lid. However, due to the high-tech Swiss design, it is highly recommended that you approach the Large Hadron Collider setting with caution as it may cause temporal shifts in beverage quality.

Just the clips, oh my god this in incredibly funny.

You know, with all those webcams now. Gotta have your ski mask.

[Via: Real email I received from Network Solutions... No kidding.]

C is for Cookie… now pray to your muppet masters!
[Thanks, Da5id!]

Proof that there’s a sucker born every minute and the Internet is a permanent shrine to lasting shame.

[Via: Eat Liver, CultrVultr, and /Ambivalence.]