Awesome Mustache

I just saw a web design that made me think of this… and not in an awesome way. Of course, the video is awesome.

I’m sorry, but what the frak is a “Ham Certificate”? Is it printed on Ham? I’m now tempted to run a slice of ham through my inkjet printer. Honestly, I wish I could say that this was something I created. However, this is what the real Office Depot home page looked like today. [via Kehrli] [...]

It looks cute and tasty, right? But something tells you it is oh so wrong. Something you can’t quite put your finger on. Ok, so…. what the hell is this? It’s deep in our subconscious… Somewhere in the past, someone fed our ancestors these horrid things. I’ve just discovered the reason why we fear shredded [...]

Mmmm. Coffee! No, wait. Food Coffee? Delicious and palatable when boiled for 15 minutes after boiling commences, to extract flavor from grains… Maxwell House this is not.

For heavens sake! Are you mad??!! “Don’t experiment with an Infant Food. Give your baby Nestle’s Food upon which the third generation is now thriving.” “upon which the third generation is now thriving” Seriously, now what does that even mean? Of course a better question is: will they still honor the free samples offer? I’m [...]

Click image for large version As part of Barnes & Noble’s new venture into furniture, they plan to dig up the remains of T.S. Eliot and offer them in a Lava Lamp to be marketed under the PoetryInMotion® Brand. Home is where one starts from… ~T.S. Eliot Not only are they using this quote in [...]

The breakfast of champion composers! [Note: YouTube recommended this video to me while I was eating fruity pebbles with my kids. Scary. Are they watching me through my laptop's camera?]