Awesome Mustache

I’m sorry, but what the frak is a “Ham Certificate”? Is it printed on Ham? I’m now tempted to run a slice of ham through my inkjet printer. Honestly, I wish I could say that this was something I created. However, this is what the real Office Depot home page looked like today. [via Kehrli] [...]

It looks cute and tasty, right? But something tells you it is oh so wrong. Something you can’t quite put your finger on. Ok, so…. what the hell is this? It’s deep in our subconscious… Somewhere in the past, someone fed our ancestors these horrid things. I’ve just discovered the reason why we fear shredded [...]

From the “Holy Crap!” file… “The fisherman was inside the park when he went looking for sugar-apples. The area was forbidden for people to enter as there are a lot of wild dragons,” Harum said. Giant Lizards Kill Fisherman P.S. No stop animation involved in this one. [via CNN]

Mmmm. Coffee! No, wait. Food Coffee? Delicious and palatable when boiled for 15 minutes after boiling commences, to extract flavor from grains… Maxwell House this is not.

So, running a site like Awesome Mustache means that the Mustachioed wonders of the world flock to my inbox. Sometimes, I get wild out of the blue emails like the Mystery Stache. Sometimes, it’s something more organized like the IZEA Blog Mustache Contest: Carri Bright writes: I just wanted to bring your attention to our [...]

For heavens sake! Are you mad??!! “Don’t experiment with an Infant Food. Give your baby Nestle’s Food upon which the third generation is now thriving.” “upon which the third generation is now thriving” Seriously, now what does that even mean? Of course a better question is: will they still honor the free samples offer? I’m [...]

You probably saw this nationalized Citibank parody video on Boing Boing, which I lovingly refer to as AFSCME 2.0: The New F***ing Citibank – watch more funny videos For context, here is the the original AFSCME… Much lol and totally NSFW.